Waste Your Vote On Me

revramrod · Posted: 06 Oct 2003 11:30 PM Post subject: Waste Your Vote On Me

True to form, I have waited until the last minute to throw my hat into the ring.

Yes, you read it here first, I, Reverend Ramrod, the foulmouthed fountain of information who prowls the forums of Calecia.com, am running for governor of the State of California as a write-in candidate.

I stand for two things: keeping your money in your pocket and my nose out of your personal affairs.

You Earned It, You Keep It
You slave your day away at a menial job, and damn it, you deserve to keep as much of your hard earned money as possible. Rich bastards complain about how they pay most of the taxes and the poor pay less than 5%? Fuck 'em. Let them keep paying. See if I give a shit.

It's Your Life, Waste It Away If You Want To
I may mock you, but I will not stop you from doing whatever it is that makes you happy in your bleak existence. You like engaging in rampant homosexual behavior and drinking goat's blood? I don't give a fuck. More power to you.

Other candidates may promise to balance the budget, fix our decaying school system and clean up the environment. Bullshit. I promise to make life a little bit more interesting for every citizen (legal or otherwise) of California. One way or another.

So, if you happen to make it to the polls on October 7th, 2003, be sure to write my name on the ballot.

Reverend Ramrod: The candidate who doesn't give a shit enough about you to screw you over.

bemisnorris · Posted: 07 Oct 2003 06:29 AM Post subject:

You've got my vote, rev!*

Thumbs Up

*As long as the first thing you do is repeal that damn car registration increase.

spic-ole · Posted: 07 Oct 2003 01:04 PM Post subject:

What's your stance on the elderly?

revramrod · Posted: 07 Oct 2003 05:50 PM Post subject:

bemisnorris · Posted: 08 Oct 2003 07:18 PM Post subject:

So, rev, have you conceded defeat, yet?

revramrod · Posted: 09 Oct 2003 01:33 PM Post subject: