You Know You're A Chicalon If...

elchrist · Last edited by elchrist on 19 Oct 2007 10:54 AM; edited 1 time in total

You have two or more cell phones clipped onto your belt.

bemisnorris · Posted: 13 Aug 2003 08:35 PM Post subject:

You dress up in your Sunday best for a trip to Wal-Mart, followed by brunch at the all-you-can-eat Pizza Hut buffet.

revramrod · Posted: 13 Aug 2003 09:02 PM Post subject:

You walk into a liquor store stocked with an extensive variety of domestic and imported beers, and you head straight for the Bud Light.

revramrod · Posted: 13 Aug 2003 09:03 PM Post subject:

elchrist · Posted: 13 Aug 2003 09:39 PM Post subject:

You drive around with a cold caguama in between your thighs.

AKA: huevos frios

Americano · Posted: 13 Aug 2003 10:29 PM Post subject:

You use Vicks Rub for everything.

bemisnorris · Posted: 14 Aug 2003 07:54 AM Post subject:

When you call all varieties of cold cereals "Corn Flakes" and distinguish each only by the drawing on the box. (For example, "Corn Flakes" would be "Corn Flakes de la gallinita" and "Smacks" would be "Corn Flakes de la ranita").

elchrist · Posted: 14 Aug 2003 08:18 AM Post subject:

You open your trunk and see at least one carton of empty caguama bottles.

watts · Posted: 14 Aug 2003 09:26 AM Post subject:

You call Buchanan's Whiskey Bucanas

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 14 Aug 2003 11:57 AM Post subject:

You ask for a "Cocacola de naranja" and a "chisburguer con queso" at "RRallis."