You Know You're A Chicalon If...

revramrod · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 02:03 PM Post subject:

You live to drink and drink to live, but you have no job.

revramrod · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 02:05 PM Post subject:

If you cannot fathom giving another driver the right-of-way, then you sir, are a chicalon.

revramrod · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 02:08 PM Post subject:

Common courtesy don't sound like a good idea? Chicalon.

revramrod · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 02:22 PM Post subject:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's Raul. I'm gonna go to Wal-Mart and put half the store on layaway. You wanna come?

Sure thing, chicalon.

Americano · Posted: 17 Aug 2003 12:46 AM Post subject:

-Your girl has her hair pulled back in a tight slicked pony tail with a ribbon, than your ass is chicano

Americano · Posted: 17 Aug 2003 12:50 AM Post subject:

Your dumb ass goes into Costco and bitch about how if it wasn't for Mexicali Costco wouldn't still bee there.

cotsco doesn't make money off merchendise they make their money from membership and 90% of mexicali people dont have memberships at the El Centro Costco. So there!

bemisnorris · Posted: 17 Aug 2003 12:57 AM Post subject:

You go to Pizza Hut and complain that their pizza isn't as good as the pizza at the Mexicali Costco.

Americano · Posted: 17 Aug 2003 01:02 AM Post subject:

You go to El Centro to do your shopping every damn Sunday!

Americano · Posted: 17 Aug 2003 01:05 AM Post subject:

While at a get together you lock your kids in the car so that they can sleep while you continue to party.

bemisnorris · Posted: 17 Aug 2003 01:11 AM Post subject:

If you work in Calexico for a non-government employer, you're most likely a Chicalon.