You Know You're A Chicalon If...

revramrod · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 09:12 AM Post subject:

Your cell phone gets better reception in crowded movie theaters.

verbal · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 09:19 AM Post subject:

If you fill up your gas tank every time you come to Calexico.

verbal · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 09:21 AM Post subject:

If your favorite days are Wednesdays and Saturdays then you're a Chicalon.

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 12:07 PM Post subject:

Your wife wears high-heels with her tight jeans.

spic-ole · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 12:08 PM Post subject:

If you're idea of a fancy date is going to shop at Wal-Mart, eat at Jack-in-the-Box, go fill up at 7-Eleven, and pick up a six pack of Bud Light.*

*And they can do all this in a 100 ft radius

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 12:13 PM Post subject:

You catch a Grayhound to go to San Diego or Yuma.

bemisnorris · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 12:42 PM Post subject:

You use bottle caps for checkers.

elchrist · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 01:16 PM Post subject:

You kept (stole) one of the Tecate foldable tables from your last fiesta.

bemisnorris · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 01:27 PM Post subject:

At your 5-year-old's birthday party there's more beer than punch.

revramrod · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 02:01 PM Post subject:

You have your own private collection of empty caguama bottles.

Extra points if they get rotated nightly. Loser.