You Know You're A Chicalon If...

elchrist · Posted: 14 Aug 2003 12:21 PM Post subject:

You claim to be from Sinaloa*.

* And try to fortify this statement by wearing a Sinaloa cap.

spic-ole · Posted: 14 Aug 2003 12:57 PM Post subject:

You spend more time looking for a good parking spot at Wal-Mart, than you actually do inside the store.

bemisnorris · Posted: 14 Aug 2003 02:57 PM Post subject:

A cookout involves a "disco" over an open flame.

Americano · Posted: 14 Aug 2003 10:25 PM Post subject:

You mix Clamato with your beer.

spic-ole · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 07:02 AM Post subject:

Your home security system includes hundreds of broken beer bottles glued to the top of your brick fence.

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 07:48 AM Post subject:

Your idea of dressing up is tucking in your "Chupacabras" tee-shirt.

elchrist · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 08:32 AM Post subject:

Americano · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 08:44 AM Post subject:

You drive a Chevy POS but you have a 2 grand sound system that you use to bump Chalino Sanchez.

elchrist · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 08:59 AM Post subject:

revramrod · Posted: 15 Aug 2003 09:07 AM Post subject:

Your vehicle is a decaying, polluting, primered death-box-on-wheels; and that's OK with you.