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bemisnorris Cole
Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 2078 Location: Not Here
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Posted: 02 Jul 2003 02:48 PM Post subject: What does your car say about you? |
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The other day, I came across an article about what your car says about your personality. It included a survey. But as I read on I noticed that it didn't once mention what type of personality your car implies you have when you bought the car you drive because after the salesman ran your credit, he said, "You can afford this car, and this car only."  |
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verbal Cole
Joined: 24 Oct 2002 Posts: 2459 Location: C-Town
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Posted: 03 Jul 2003 11:51 AM Post subject: Re: What does your car say about you? |
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| bemisnorris wrote: | The other day, I came across an article about what your car says about your personality. It included a survey. But as I read on I noticed that it didn't once mention what type of personality your car implies you have when you bought the car you drive because after the salesman ran your credit, he said, "You can afford this car, and this car only."  |
I don't think a car says much about a person if you don't know them. You can drive a piece of shit car, but live in a nice house and have 3 kids.
Though you can look for two things when spotting a car.
1. Oh he could afford so much. If someone is driving a Bentley it is implied that the guy or at least his family has cash.
2. The color. After all you select the freakin' color.
White = lazy fuck (personally I think this is the worst color)
Black = you stupid fuck (it gets dirty as you wash it)
dark green (forest) = you hate black
red = Look at me
yellow = your either black or a dark mexican
any light/faded color (baby blue) = Hi guys Im gay, but Im still in the closet.
silver = I like to impress, but smart enough not to get black
tan = I scream conservatism, usually in my mid 40's
light girly colors = your bitches car and you have no balls |
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bemisnorris Cole
Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 2078 Location: Not Here
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Posted: 03 Jul 2003 12:40 PM Post subject: Re: What does your car say about you? |
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| verbal wrote: | | bemisnorris wrote: | The other day, I came across an article about what your car says about your personality. It included a survey. But as I read on I noticed that it didn't once mention what type of personality your car implies you have when you bought the car you drive because after the salesman ran your credit, he said, "You can afford this car, and this car only."  |
I don't think a car says much about a person if you don't know them. You can drive a piece of shit car, but live in a nice house and have 3 kids.
Though you can look for two things when spotting a car.
1. Oh he could afford so much. If someone is driving a Bentley it is implied that the guy or at least his family has cash. |
I agree with you up to here.
| verbal wrote: | | After all you select the freakin' color. |
I bought a used car, and it was the only one at that price at the dealership, so I didn't get to pick the color, either.  |
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revramrod IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002 Posts: 1409 Location: Calecia.com
  
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Posted: 03 Jul 2003 04:26 PM Post subject: Re: What does your car say about you? |
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| verbal wrote: | | bemisnorris wrote: | The other day, I came across an article about what your car says about your personality. It included a survey. But as I read on I noticed that it didn't once mention what type of personality your car implies you have when you bought the car you drive because after the salesman ran your credit, he said, "You can afford this car, and this car only."  |
I don't think a car says much about a person if you don't know them. You can drive a piece of shit car, but live in a nice house and have 3 kids.
Though you can look for two things when spotting a car.
1. Oh he could afford so much. If someone is driving a Bentley it is implied that the guy or at least his family has cash.
2. The color. After all you select the freakin' color.
White = lazy fuck (personally I think this is the worst color)
Black = you stupid fuck (it gets dirty as you wash it)
dark green (forest) = you hate black
red = Look at me
yellow = your either black or a dark mexican
any light/faded color (baby blue) = Hi guys Im gay, but Im still in the closet.
silver = I like to impress, but smart enough not to get black
tan = I scream conservatism, usually in my mid 40's
light girly colors = your bitches car and you have no balls |
A very fair assessment of color/personality.
Unfortunately, when I bought my vehicle they only had one color on the lot and I wasn't about to wait for them to fetch a new one from the factory, so I was fucked as far as choice is concerned.
I dig black the most, but I'm a lazy ass, so I can't fathom the idea of washing the bastard every day. Of course, I wound up with an equally dark-colored vehicle, so it looks like I'm driving around in a clod of mud and dirt most of the time. |
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spic-ole Coffee
Joined: 10 Oct 2002 Posts: 1654 Location: UC Calecia
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Posted: 03 Jul 2003 09:11 PM Post subject: Re: What does your car say about you? |
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[quote="verbal"]Black = you stupid fuck (it gets dirty as you wash it)/quote]
What about those guys with black trucks? |
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verbal Cole
Joined: 24 Oct 2002 Posts: 2459 Location: C-Town
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Posted: 04 Jul 2003 05:49 PM Post subject: Re: What does your car say about you? |
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[quote="spic-ole"] | verbal wrote: | Black = you stupid fuck (it gets dirty as you wash it)/quote]
What about those guys with black trucks? |
Even bigger stupid fucks. Especially if its a 4x4 since you're incline to take it off-roading.  |
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