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revramrod
IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1409
Location: Calecia.com
  
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 Posted: 03 Jun 2003 09:56 AM Post subject: Re: Corporate Sweat (part 3 of Tasty’s sweat trilo |
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| Mars wrote: | | revramrod wrote: | | Mars wrote: | | It's better this way, it's like the Lord of the Ring books, it's better to buy them each individually even though you buy that book that has all three in one book. |
Dude, The Lord of the Rings is one book. It was broken down into a trilogy by the publisher because most people have the attention span of a retarded crystal meth addict. |
I think you just proved MY point. |
Well, since you put it that way, then I guess you're right.
| Mars wrote: | | revramrod wrote: | | Mars wrote: | | When you have important things to say you need be able to express yourself. |
You're kidding, right? |
Sometimes people just don't understand what lies behind the words. |
Ancient Chinese secret? |
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Mars
Tecato Revisited
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 1363
Location: mangled in blackhole
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| Posted: 03 Jun 2003 12:03 PM Post subject: Re: Corporate Sweat (part 3 of Tasty’s sweat trilo |
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| revramrod wrote: |
| Mars wrote: |
Sometimes people just don't understand what lies behind the words. |
Ancient Chinese secret? |
Actually I think its Salvadorian. |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
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| Posted: 09 Jun 2003 09:20 AM Post subject: |
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| On the topic of sweat. I was going to post another section to the trilogy, but I don’t know the proper term for a four-part work (quatrain?). Anyway, my office is located in downtown Calexico, so there’s plenty of chicalones roaming around right outside my door. I must get five people a day coming in to ask what my office is. They pretend to be illiterate and not able to read the huge sign on the window that indicates what type of workplace it is, just to get out of the heat. I wouldn’t mind if they popped in and out, but they have to pretend like somebody they know needs the services we offer. They ask asinine and rhetorical questions for an extended period of time until they stop sweating. They impregnate my workspace with their pungent musk and then resume their rounds shopping for cheap Korean merchandise. I’ve must have gone through three cans of air freshener this month alone. Anyone else have this problem at their place of business? |
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elchrist
See-thru Afro
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 7558
Location: Calecia.com
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| Posted: 09 Jun 2003 09:29 AM Post subject: |
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| Mr.Tasty wrote: | | On the topic of sweat. I was going to post another section to the trilogy, but I don’t know the proper term for a four-part work (quatrain?). Anyway, my office is located in downtown Calexico, so there’s plenty of chicalones roaming around right outside my door. I must get five people a day coming in to ask what my office is. They pretend to be illiterate and not able to read the huge sign on the window that indicates what type of workplace it is, just to get out of the heat. I wouldn’t mind if they popped in and out, but they have to pretend like somebody they know needs the services we offer. They ask asinine and rhetorical questions for an extended period of time until they stop sweating. They impregnate my workspace with their pungent musk and then resume their rounds shopping for cheap Korean merchandise. I’ve must have gone through three cans of air freshener this month alone. Anyone else have this problem at their place of business? |
Solution
Put up a sign that reads:
NO CHICALONING
It may also be helpful to include the universal symbol for Chicalones. |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
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| Posted: 09 Jun 2003 09:36 AM Post subject: |
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| elchrist wrote: |
It may also be helpful to include the universal symbol for Chicalones. |
I've seen those.
They look like a pedestrian crossing sign, but the little guy is holding a Wal-Mart bag. |
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