Get Busy with Missy

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 15 May 2003 09:20 AM Post subject: Get Busy with Missy

Missy has asked me to be her pimp. She figured that if you guys were going to masturbate to her posts, she might as well make a buck.

Now fellas, Missy is a pleasantly plump lady and there is plenty of her to go around. Plenty, I can't stress that enough.

I will be selling pieces of her panties by the square yard*.
You may also want to start saving those pesos (instead of giving them away to beggars at the linea), because I can only sell her by the pound**.

Please, serious inquiries only.

*Prices may vary according to the level of musk.

**Please contact us for current price. Weight may increase without notice.

Mars · Posted: 15 May 2003 03:04 PM Post subject:

I don't even have to go through you mister pimp! All I have to do is offer her fat ass some funnel cake. fuckin' Bitch loves that shit. So it looks like you out your job TASTY! Cool

elchrist · Posted: 15 May 2003 03:21 PM Post subject:

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 15 May 2003 05:59 PM Post subject:

All talk. I would like to see anyone here (besides Missy) get a hold of some funnel cakes.

I control the bitch untill the fair comes arround. After that, anyone of you yahoos can steal her with fried cake.

Mars · Posted: 16 May 2003 08:54 AM Post subject:

chainsmokinmonkey · Posted: 20 May 2003 11:06 PM Post subject:

i just want to thank mr tasty for taking missy off my hands...and fridge. you have no idea how much she has burned a hole in my wallet. Munching out

verbal · Posted: 25 Jun 2003 09:04 PM Post subject:

How are you guys dealing with your withdrawals?

I hope it's nothing like Trainspotting. Seeing a baby on the ceiling is pretty creepy, but if you need help please call 1-800-SUICIDE.

I know you guys miss Missy, but life will go on.

Still, I believe Missy was one you guys. I guess being a cross dresser wasn't enough, eh.