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elchrist
See-thru Afro
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
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Location: Calecia.com
  
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 Posted: 18 Mar 2003 03:24 PM Post subject: Re: This is what I want |
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| missy wrote: | | never mind... |
You got it! 
All you had to do was ask. |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
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| Posted: 18 Mar 2003 03:46 PM Post subject: |
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| I totally made her stop typing in Caps. Women are so submissive. |
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chainsmokinmonkey
Peanut Salesman
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 967
Location: unemployment
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| Posted: 20 Mar 2003 12:18 AM Post subject: |
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| missy wrote: | | all right, the heart thing was one thing, but you can't go around attacking someone's mother without knowing the facts. that's why i waited to find out what your mother charged before i jumped on her. that's was the best 3 pesos i ever spent |
So I guess you know the facts on everyone elses mother. So they charge to much huh?
Thanks for complimenting my mother she is pretty good looking  . I doubt she would have slept with your monkey ass though. But three pesos? You must have experienced premature ejaculation or either your just plain small don't be ashamed though, it's something your mother could only understand, but man...she needs to charge you at least 10 pesos for the mess.  |
yes your mother is goodlookin'. i would have paid your mom 10 pesos. i think she may have been worth it |
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chainsmokinmonkey
Peanut Salesman
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 967
Location: unemployment
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| Posted: 20 Mar 2003 12:29 AM Post subject: |
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| missy wrote: | | all right, the heart thing was one thing, but you can't go around attacking someone's mother without knowing the facts. that's why i waited to find out what your mother charged before i jumped on her. that's was the best 3 pesos i ever spent |
So I guess you know the facts on everyone elses mother. So they charge to much huh?
Thanks for complimenting my mother she is pretty good looking . I doubt she would have slept with your monkey ass though. But three pesos? You must have experienced premature ejaculation or either your just plain small don't be ashamed though, it's something your mother could only understand, but man...she needs to charge you at least 10 pesos for the mess. |
i like you. you're funny. |
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Mars
Tecato Revisited
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 1363
Location: mangled in blackhole
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| Posted: 20 Mar 2003 10:53 AM Post subject: |
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[quote="chainsmokinmonkey"] | missy wrote: | all right, the heart thing was one thing, but you can't go around attacking someone's mother without knowing the facts. that's why i waited to find out what your mother charged before i jumped on her. that's was the best 3 pesos i ever spent[/quo
So I guess you know the facts on everyone elses mother. So they charge to much huh?
Thanks for complimenting my mother she is pretty good looking . I doubt she would have slept with your monkey ass though. But three pesos? You must have experienced premature ejaculation or either your just plain small don't be ashamed though, it's something your mother could only understand, but man...she needs to charge you at least 10 pesos for the mess. |
i like you. you're funny. |
Monkey with your quick ejaculations you might have fathered Missy!
For 10 pesos you got yourself girl! |
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chainsmokinmonkey
Peanut Salesman
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 967
Location: unemployment
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| Posted: 22 Mar 2003 02:05 AM Post subject: |
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[quote="Mars"] | chainsmokinmonkey wrote: | | missy wrote: | all right, the heart thing was one thing, but you can't go around attacking someone's mother without knowing the facts. that's why i waited to find out what your mother charged before i jumped on her. that's was the best 3 pesos i ever spent[/quo
So I guess you know the facts on everyone elses mother. So they charge to much huh?
Thanks for complimenting my mother she is pretty good looking . I doubt she would have slept with your monkey ass though. But three pesos? You must have experienced premature ejaculation or either your just plain small don't be ashamed though, it's something your mother could only understand, but man...she needs to charge you at least 10 pesos for the mess. |
i like you. you're funny. |
Monkey with your quick ejaculations you might have fathered Missy!
For 10 pesos you got yourself girl! |
oh noooooooo  |
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missy
Gots My GED
Joined: 22 Nov 2002
Posts: 113
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| Posted: 24 Mar 2003 01:34 PM Post subject: |
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[quote="chainsmokinmonkey"] | Mars wrote: | | chainsmokinmonkey wrote: | | missy wrote: | all right, the heart thing was one thing, but you can't go around attacking someone's mother without knowing the facts. that's why i waited to find out what your mother charged before i jumped on her. that's was the best 3 pesos i ever spent[/quo
So I guess you know the facts on everyone elses mother. So they charge to much huh?
Thanks for complimenting my mother she is pretty good looking . I doubt she would have slept with your monkey ass though. But three pesos? You must have experienced premature ejaculation or either your just plain small don't be ashamed though, it's something your mother could only understand, but man...she needs to charge you at least 10 pesos for the mess. |
i like you. you're funny. |
Monkey with your quick ejaculations you might have fathered Missy!
For 10 pesos you got yourself girl! |
oh noooooooo |
I don't get it? Does this mean monkey is my brother and my father?  |
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revramrod
IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1409
Location: Calecia.com
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| Posted: 24 Mar 2003 08:42 PM Post subject: |
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| missy wrote: | | I don't get it? Does this mean monkey is my brother and my father? |
Wait a minute. I can see how he'd be your father in all this, but I don't see the link to him being a sibling.
Fucking Monkey, you da man, though. You can be the star attraction in my Cirque des Phénomènes. You too, Missy, if the allegations are true. |
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missy
Gots My GED
Joined: 22 Nov 2002
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| Posted: 24 Mar 2003 10:34 PM Post subject: |
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| Wait a minute. I can see how he'd be your father in all this, but I don't see the link to him being a sibling. |
It all started with ten pesos... Monkey thought he could srew my mother with 3 pesos, but monkey was doing his mother for ten pesos, now if he fathered me for ten pesos and not with three...who's the mother?  |
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revramrod
IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1409
Location: Calecia.com
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| Posted: 24 Mar 2003 11:54 PM Post subject: |
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| missy wrote: | | Wait a minute. I can see how he'd be your father in all this, but I don't see the link to him being a sibling. |
It all started with ten pesos... Monkey thought he could srew my mother with 3 pesos, but monkey was doing his mother for ten pesos, now if he fathered me for ten pesos and not with three...who's the mother? |
Wait a minute, is this a trick question? Let's see:
Monkey did your mom, so he's down MX$3. Performed incest for MX$10, and, is accused of fathering you for the same amount. Therefore, if he fathered you for the same amount it cost to do his own mother, you must be his sister, since your mom was MX$7 cheaper to do.
But wait just a second, if he screwed your mother, who is his mother, too, then he was your brother all along, since he screwed his mother, who in turn is your mother, who in turn is the same mother to you both!
Now. What I really want to know now, is: Why'd your mother give it up at a 70% discount to begin with? Did Monkey have a coupon? |
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