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| What do you believe in? |
| A guy impaled on a cross. |
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12% |
[ 1 ] |
| An invisible guy who just waits for you to fuck up. |
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12% |
[ 1 ] |
| Some guy, besides your dealer, who encourages you to smoke weed. |
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0% |
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| A tree with sacred bark patterns in your back yard. |
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25% |
[ 2 ] |
| You have no faith and you are dead inside. |
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37% |
[ 3 ] |
| Undecided. |
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12% |
[ 1 ] |
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revramrod
IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1409
Location: Calecia.com
  
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| 8th Commandment: The pillow is mightier than the alarm clock. |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
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6th Commandment: Thou shalt not spill beer.
(elchrist, I'm looking in your direction). |
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chainsmokinmonkey
Peanut Salesman
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 967
Location: unemployment
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| thou shall not pay a mexicali stripper for sex and claim you're helping her pay her bills. |
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chainsmokinmonkey
Peanut Salesman
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 967
Location: unemployment
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thou shall not go door to door trying to spread the word of god. if god wants you to know, he'd show up at thy door himself  |
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revramrod
IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1409
Location: Calecia.com
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| 9th Commandment: Thou shall not post two (or more) replies when one would have sufficed. |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
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| Posted: 17 Mar 2003 10:44 AM Post subject: |
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| 10th Commandment: Thou shall stop posting one-liner/emoticon combos. |
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revramrod
IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1409
Location: Calecia.com
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| 11th Commandment: Thou shall post. |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
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The good folks at Bisforbeer.com Have provided us with our official prayer:
OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BY THY DRINK.
THY WILL BE DRUNK, I WILL BE DRUNK,
AT HOME, AS IT IS IN THE PUB.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE OUR SPILLAGE,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE BEER,
THE BITTER,
AND THE LAGER,
FOREVER
AND EVER. |
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Superwuey
Cholo Nako
Joined: 07 Apr 2003
Posts: 29
Location: Calecia + Chicali
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| You're all going to hell for this blasphemy. El diablo te la va meter. |
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elchrist
See-thru Afro
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 7445
Location: Calecia.com
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| Superwuey wrote: | | You're all going to hell for this blasphemy. El diablo te la va meter. |
Please read the 999th Commandment.
Thank you. |
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