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| What do you believe in? |
| A guy impaled on a cross. |
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12% |
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| An invisible guy who just waits for you to fuck up. |
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12% |
[ 1 ] |
| Some guy, besides your dealer, who encourages you to smoke weed. |
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0% |
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| A tree with sacred bark patterns in your back yard. |
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25% |
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| You have no faith and you are dead inside. |
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37% |
[ 3 ] |
| Undecided. |
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12% |
[ 1 ] |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
  
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 Posted: 12 Mar 2003 10:56 AM Post subject: Open your prayer books to Psalm 69 |
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* If you are undecided, please help me to compile the list of commandments you wanna follow. That way you wont have any problem paying me for your salvation.
1st Commandment: Make checks payable directly to me. |
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spic-ole
Coffee
Joined: 10 Oct 2002
Posts: 1655
Location: UC Calecia
Votes: 1
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| Posted: 12 Mar 2003 05:32 PM Post subject: Re: Open your prayer books to Psalm 69 |
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2nd Commandment:
Thou shalt devote thy life to Calecia.com
5th Commandment:
Honor thy Administrator and Moderators |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
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| Thyne life, thyne. |
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revramrod
IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1410
Location: Calecia.com
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3rd Commandment: Shun the meek, decimate the bold.
4th Commandment: Give unto me what is yours.
666th Commandment: Deities are for pussies. |
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missy
Gots My GED
Joined: 22 Nov 2002
Posts: 113
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| 7th Commandment:. Forgive thy fellow man, for they think as far as they see. |
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elchrist
See-thru Afro
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 7653
Location: Calecia.com
Votes: 14
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| 13th Commandment: Thou shall not thread kill. |
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revramrod
IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1410
Location: Calecia.com
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| missy wrote: | | 7th Commandment:. Forgive thy fellow man, for they think as far as they see. |
Praise him for thinking as far as he sees, and not for what he is told to see. |
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elchrist
See-thru Afro
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 7653
Location: Calecia.com
Votes: 14
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| 999th Commandment: STFU. |
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chainsmokinmonkey
Peanut Salesman
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 967
Location: unemployment
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thou shall not raise thy sony walkman to the point it gets annoying.
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revramrod
IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1410
Location: Calecia.com
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| elchrist wrote: | | 999th Commandment: STFU. |
Shed That Foul Underwear? It's true. |
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