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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: EAST Calexico
  
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 Posted: 07 Feb 2003 09:43 AM Post subject: The Calecia.com Dating Game! |
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Meet Lulu. She has been an intern with La 101 for five years and lives in parking spot #54 next to Robinson Ford! She is employed at Big Lots on a part time basis as part of her probation program. Take it away Lulu!
Bachelor number one
We just went to to see Kangaroo Jack at the movies. I allowed you to get a little inner thigh. If you took me to Jack in the Box afterwards, would you let me supersize my Monster Taco combo?
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
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Location: EAST Calexico
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Bachelor number two
We go out for a night of dancing at Bulldog's and we bump into my baby's daddy. What would you do? |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
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Location: EAST Calexico
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Bachelor number three
We just had dinner at Domino's Pizza. Later we park behind Price Center so I can give you head. Pepperoni makes my gassy and I let a wet one go. Do you ignore it like a gentleman or do you roll down the window? |
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revramrod
IVC Dropout
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1409
Location: Calecia.com
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| Mr.Tasty wrote: | Bachelor number three
We just had dinner at Domino's Pizza. Later we park behind Price Center so I can give you head. Pepperoni makes my gassy and I let a wet one go. Do you ignore it like a gentleman or do you roll down the window? |
Nice way of getting three posts in in a row. |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: EAST Calexico
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| Posted: 07 Feb 2003 07:27 PM Post subject: |
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Lulu: I know which bachelor I'm not picking.  |
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spic-ole
Coffee
Joined: 10 Oct 2002
Posts: 1625
Location: UC Calecia
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| Posted: 07 Feb 2003 07:53 PM Post subject: |
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| Mr.Tasty wrote: | Bachelor number two
We go out for a night of dancing at Bulldog's and we bump into my baby's daddy. What would you do? |
Is he by himself? Because if he is, then I'll mad dog him as we walk by him, then I'll nervously hurry you to my Escalade, once we're inside, I'll then resume to mad-dogging him until he's out of view, and finally I'll unecessarily peel out completely ruining my tires, but who cares, welfare paid for it anyways. |
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Mars
Tecato Revisited
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 1363
Location: mangled in blackhole
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| Posted: 08 Feb 2003 11:04 AM Post subject: Re: The Calecia.com Dating Game! |
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| Mr.Tasty wrote: |
Bachelor number one
We just went to to see Kangaroo Jack at the movies. I allowed you to get a little inner thigh. If you took me to Jack in the Box afterwards, would you let me supersize my Monster Taco combo? |
Sweetheart I'd let you supesize your combo, because i know later I'll be all up in YOUR Monster Taco, "cause I'm like a jackhammer i come in hard and fast and once i'm done with you you'll never be the same" |
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chainsmokinmonkey
Peanut Salesman
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 967
Location: unemployment
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| Posted: 08 Feb 2003 10:28 PM Post subject: |
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| now lulu, all three bachelors have answered your questions. which one will it be? |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
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Location: EAST Calexico
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| Posted: 10 Feb 2003 09:21 AM Post subject: |
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| chainsmokinmonkey wrote: | | now lulu, all three bachelors have answered your questions. which one will it be? |
Security. Get this guy outta here!  |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
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| Posted: 10 Feb 2003 09:24 AM Post subject: Re: The Calecia.com Dating Game! |
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| Mars wrote: | | Mr.Tasty wrote: |
Bachelor number one
We just went to to see Kangaroo Jack at the movies. I allowed you to get a little inner thigh. If you took me to Jack in the Box afterwards, would you let me supersize my Monster Taco combo? |
Sweetheart I'd let you supesize your combo, because i know later I'll be all up in YOUR Monster Taco, "cause I'm like a jackhammer i come in hard and fast and once i'm done with you you'll never be the same" |
Bachelor number one
To truly enjoy a taco, you must take the time and steps to prepare it right. How would you prepare my taco? |
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