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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
  
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| spic-ole wrote: | | Mr.Tasty wrote: | Bachelor number two
We go out for a night of dancing at Bulldog's and we bump into my baby's daddy. What would you do? |
Is he by himself? Because if he is, then I'll mad dog him as we walk by him, then I'll nervously hurry you to my Escalade, once we're inside, I'll then resume to mad-dogging him until he's out of view, and finally I'll unecessarily peel out completely ruining my tires, but who cares, welfare paid for it anyways. |
Bachelor number two
Ooh! An Escalade! It's no Suburban but it will do. How many of my kids can we fit in your car? |
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Mars
Tecato Revisited
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 1363
Location: mangled in blackhole
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| Posted: 10 Feb 2003 11:39 AM Post subject: Re: The Calecia.com Dating Game! |
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| Mr.Tasty wrote: | | Mars wrote: | | Mr.Tasty wrote: |
Bachelor number one
We just went to to see Kangaroo Jack at the movies. I allowed you to get a little inner thigh. If you took me to Jack in the Box afterwards, would you let me supersize my Monster Taco combo? |
Sweetheart I'd let you supesize your combo, because i know later I'll be all up in YOUR Monster Taco, "cause I'm like a jackhammer i come in hard and fast and once i'm done with you you'll never be the same" |
to have a good taco you need to have a lot of CHILE. I'd use some personal CHILE thats long and hard. Then i'd squirt some sauce in the taco.
Bachelor number one
To truly enjoy a taco, you must take the time and steps to prepare it right. How would you prepare my taco? |
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spic-ole
Coffee
Joined: 10 Oct 2002
Posts: 1654
Location: UC Calecia
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| Posted: 10 Feb 2003 12:54 PM Post subject: |
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| Mr.Tasty wrote: |
Ooh! An Escalade! It's no Suburban but it will do. How many of my kids can we fit in your car? |
Who cares about your kids, let the government take care of those kids. I'll take you in my escalade and we'll go to am/pm where I'll buy a boones and a case of natural light for me. After that, we'll go to my friend Nast-E's house where I'll get you really wasted, then I'll take advantage of you in my Escalade with dubs. |
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