I'm soooo wasted!

Mars · Posted: 04 Feb 2003 06:51 PM Post subject: I'm soooo wasted!

Last weekend i got drunk and for any body who can recall for some strange reason that i can't recall i decided it would be a good idea to throw a fucking plastic chair in the air. It broke of course and i felt very shitty about the whole thing.

but this isn't the worst thing I have done drunk. The worst think i have done is wake up naked next to some 38 year old lady whos kids i used to party with in high school. I felt like shit, for many many dies after that.

The only good that came out of that night of drunken madness was that now "I'm not only a member of the highlanders, but i believe i'm the president"

Would y'all sure your drunkeness so i don't feel like such an ass by myself Comfort

amp · Posted: 05 Feb 2003 10:44 AM Post subject:

I once cried at a club in Mex for a girl I had broken up with a long time before. I'm not talking about a few tears trickling down my cheaks either. I cried like a kid at Toys 'R Us that doesn't get what he wants. The worst part about the whole thing was that I didn't even like the girl anymore, but somehow that fact got confused with the profuse amount of brandy and beer I was drinking that night. I'm still very embarrassed about that one.

chainsmokinmonkey · Posted: 05 Feb 2003 04:33 PM Post subject: Re: I'm soooo wasted!

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 06 Feb 2003 09:47 AM Post subject:

A couple of weeks ago I got plastered with some friends at The Owl and I ended up sleeping at their place. In the middle of the night I had to take a piss, so I did, on their kitchen wall. Afterwards I went into the bathroom and flushed the toilet. When I woke up in the morning I remembered what I had done and got up to clean it up. I couldn't find any paper towels so I grabbed their washtowels from the shower and soaked up the urine. I hope they didn't wash their faces that day. Sorry. Sad

elchrist · Posted: 06 Feb 2003 10:10 AM Post subject:

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 07 Feb 2003 09:39 AM Post subject:

I keep telling you fruit flies that golden showers are the way to go. But you fags keep getting facials.

bemisnorris · Posted: 17 Feb 2003 08:53 PM Post subject:

At a posada once, I chugged 3/4 of a liter of Presidente after drinking a shitload of beer from a keg. They had this toilet outside that was covered only by some aluminum siding. I went to take a piss at this toilet and ended up passing out. I fell back and the aluminum siding collapsed! I was on the ground with my dick hanging out of my pants! Embarassed

As you can guess, I was never invited back to that house.

verbal · Posted: 20 Mar 2003 09:13 PM Post subject:

Damn, were should I begin.

As an introduction to my life (drunk) story here it goes.

Once after coming back from TJ I manage (with the help of my friends) to stumble back into the house.

As a precautionary reason my friends decide it would be in everyone's best interest if my head would stick outside the sliding window by the kitchen while my body would still be inside. When I woke up I notice my shorts were wet.

BUT it wasn't my own urine, or my friends (I hope), but a skunk.

I was pissed on by a skunk.

Have you been pissed on by a skunk? Didn't think so.