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PostPosted: 20 Jan 2003 02:15 PM    Post subject: Star Wars Sucks Reply with quote

I used to be a big Star Wars fan growing up, and when I heard they were going to make Episode 1, 2, and 3, I was totally excited.

Episode 1 came out, it sucked.

Episode 2 came out, it sucked even more.

Episode 3 will come out soon, and I fear it will suck too.

There's something missing in these new movies. It's like all the characters are supposed to be super cool, but they're really super cool-ero.

Why did Lucas ruin it? These movies should have been made by someone else.
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PostPosted: 20 Jan 2003 02:17 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, I heard about this Star Wars Fan club from UABC that recently rated Episode 2 as the best Star Wars Movie so far.
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PostPosted: 28 Jan 2003 06:37 PM    Post subject: Re: Star Wars Sucks Reply with quote

spic-ole wrote:
I used to be a big Star Wars fan growing up, and when I heard they were going to make Episode 1, 2, and 3, I was totally excited.

Episode 1 came out, it sucked.

Episode 2 came out, it sucked even more.

Episode 3 will come out soon, and I fear it will suck too.

There's something missing in these new movies. It's like all the characters are supposed to be super cool, but they're really super cool-ero.

Why did Lucas ruin it? These movies should have been made by someone else.



he forgot what it was like to be creative. he forgot what the story was. he remembered how much money he could make.
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PostPosted: 28 Jan 2003 06:41 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

spic-ole wrote:
Oh, I heard about this Star Wars Fan club from UABC that recently rated Episode 2 as the best Star Wars Movie so far.



those fucken chicalones think these two movies follow the star wars history to the tee. sadly, they very mistaken. maybe they just want to fool themselves into thinking it's cool. maybe they like believing that annakin skywalker is jesus christ. maybe they're just a bunch of dumbasses that can't follow a simple story.
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PostPosted: 29 Jan 2003 09:12 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember the first time I saw Episode I, I came out of the theater thinking, "Damn, that was awesome! I definitely have to see it again."

Then I took my dad to see the movie and I fell asleep, but before I fell asleep I thought, "What the fuck is this? This movie is pile of shit!"

The only theory I have for what happened is that I had been waiting close to two decades for the next Star Wars movie and my subconscious mind refused to believe that the movie sucked and tricked me into liking it the first time. But the second time my subconscious mind said, "Fuck this! I'm not sitting through this shit again!" and shut off.!

P.S. I'm still waiting for the next Star Wars movie.

...and I don't mean Episode III!
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PostPosted: 29 Jan 2003 09:46 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Star Wars is a POS. EOS.
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PostPosted: 29 Jan 2003 11:42 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

bemisnorris wrote:
I remember the first time I saw Episode I, I came out of the theater thinking, "Damn, that was awesome! I definitely have to see it again."

Then I took my dad to see the movie and I fell asleep, but before I fell asleep I thought, "What the fuck is this? This movie is pile of shit!"


That is exactly what happened to me. When I first came out of the theater some guys I knew asked me what I thought. I said it was pretty good. They weren't big fans, but they looked at me as if I was stupid. Then I saw it again a few weeks later, and it sucked ass. Late at night, when I can't sleep, it still bothers me that I said I liked that movie. I'm still embarassed.
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PostPosted: 29 Jan 2003 01:04 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, like whe the DVD for episode II came out for $10! I was all excited to get it. I think I just sat through it once an probably have seen the extras a couple of times. Sigh...
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PostPosted: 29 Jan 2003 03:10 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

we fool ourselves into thinking there is still some life left in the star wars universe, but there isn't. the sad thing is that we are all still going to go see episode 3. don't even deny you're not, you know you are. why? we want to see if this ass-clown can salvage the product
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PostPosted: 29 Jan 2003 03:12 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

chainsmokinmonkey wrote:
we fool ourselves into thinking there is still some life left in the star wars universe, but there isn't. the sad thing is that we are all still going to go see episode 3. don't even deny you're not, you know you are. why? we want to see if this ass-clown can salvage the product


"Battle In Endor" was pretty good.
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