187 on the muthafuckin' cat.

WICHO · Cholo Nako Joined: 09 Dec 2002 Posts: 8 Location: Calecia

I hate cats, I hope that it was one of my pits that killed your cat, I would be proud. And still I remember you said your cat was gay so let it go. cats Smash

revramrod · Posted: 13 Jan 2003 04:05 PM Post subject:

When it comes cats and dogs, the answer is simple. They both suck.

Like co-dependent, psychotic girlfriends, cats are notorious for being sinister, hard-headed and independent. You give them a roof, feed them and look after their well being. They in turn, ignore you and destroy your furniture.

Sometimes, I catch my girlfriend's cat staring at me from across the room. I can tell it's plotting to kill me.

Dogs are like retarded children. They smile at you, bob their heads back and forth, and shit all over the place. And they don't even have the decency to clean up after themselves. At least a cat will bury its turds.

Dogs. F 'em.

The only dog that doesn't suck is the Pit Bull. I love Pit Bulls. Wanna know why? Because every once in a while, when the stars are aligned just right, a Pit Bull will kill its owner. What I wouldn't give to be around a proud Pit Bull owner when the dog decides it's had enough of Purina and it wants to taste man-flesh.

missy · Gots My GED Joined: 22 Nov 2002 Posts: 113

Perhaps you should get yourself a pit-bull.Believe me the stars don't have to be aligned for him bite you....and your cat. Cool

revramrod · Posted: 13 Jan 2003 05:38 PM Post subject:

Are you talking to me? If so, you should really learn to use the Quote feature.

elchrist · Posted: 13 Jan 2003 05:43 PM Post subject:

All dogs are gay.

No matter how tough they act, at the end of the day they still end up licking other male dog's assholes. And don't forget constantly giving themselves fellatio.

There are no exceptions. If you own a dog, it's a homo.

revramrod · Posted: 13 Jan 2003 07:06 PM Post subject:

amp · Posted: 14 Jan 2003 09:17 AM Post subject: Re: 187 on the muthafuckin' cat.

amp · Posted: 14 Jan 2003 09:23 AM Post subject:

Mars · Posted: 14 Jan 2003 09:45 AM Post subject:

I had a dog once. He prefered to die then to live with his balls cut off. I will never own a pet again.

If a female dog is owned by a male human that wears tight jeans and red shoes and has sex with said female dog does that still make him a homo?

it is a female dog?

Karizma · Posted: 15 Jan 2003 10:43 AM Post subject:

Wicho you aren't man enough to have a pit, and lay off my gay cat. You don't want it to be a hate crime.