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Cholo Nako


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PostPosted: 14 Dec 2002 04:39 PM    Post subject: Jokes Reply with quote

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".
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Cholo Nako


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PostPosted: 14 Dec 2002 04:41 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom. Shocked
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PostPosted: 14 Dec 2002 04:42 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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PostPosted: 14 Dec 2002 04:42 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!
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PostPosted: 14 Dec 2002 05:22 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

EJECT!
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PostPosted: 14 Dec 2002 06:35 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whats the matter Verbal you dont' like jokes?
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PostPosted: 18 Dec 2002 06:03 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's the difference between you and me?

I know my jokes aren't funny, so I don't post any.
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