The Biggest Lie You've Ever Heard

spic-ole · Posted: 12 Dec 2002 08:33 PM Post subject: The Biggest Lie You've Ever Heard

I remember I had this friend in High School who was supposedly courting this girl. Nobody in my group of friends talked to her because she was out of our league.

Well, as the months went by, he told us of these stories of him going over to her house, and them going on dates. Then one of us asked him when they were going to become official, and he told us that they had kissed, and fooled around a little bit, but in the end, they both mutually decided that they were going to be "just friends."

We were all, "oh, that kind of sucks, but if that's what you want, then cool."

Then one day, I went to a party and I saw the girl there. I had been drinking a little, so my confidence was up and I decided to go talk to the girl. I said, "Hi, my name is Spic-Ole." And she introduced herself, and then I said "I'm _____'s friend." She replied, who? Then I thought, well no one calls him by his real name, so I told her his nickname. She still looked confused. She had never heard of the guy!!!

I started laughing my ass off and I told her the entire story (hey, I was drunk.)

The next day when all of our friends were together I brought up the subject (he was there) and mentioned that I talked to her at a party and I brought him up. He immediately started shitting bricks. I told them what she had told me and they all started laughing their asses off too. He then admitted to lying and from that day on, he was never to be believed ever again.

Damn, some people have no shame.

verbal · Posted: 12 Dec 2002 09:31 PM Post subject:

Spic-Ole

What were you drinking?

You don't drink, and don't start acting like you do.

Mars · Posted: 13 Dec 2002 08:47 AM Post subject:

I have a friend in AZ you is a cool ass dude, but he is one of the biggest liars I have ever meet. They usually involve some girl or girls. One of the biggest he told was this. One day i went to the Phoenix area from NAU. He was supposedly going to hook me up with some friend and he was going to hook up with this other chick.

So i get their and of course he has already told all kinds of shit to this chick about himself that, he goes to ASU that he plays sports and all this good stuff. Then he tells me dude, I told them some things about you so in case they ask just go along with it. So he says, "I said that you went to NAU and that you were on the Rugby team. I was like WHAT! what kind of shit is that. Any body who knows me, knows that i am no athelete. Then he says i'm a Rugby guy. I was holy shit these chicks are going to take one look at me and know that we are full of shit.

Needless to say i started think up of "rugby terms" that i could use to impress them, but my friend was so full of shit that these chicks never even showed up.

amp · Posted: 14 Dec 2002 11:38 AM Post subject:

I had a friend in high school and after that told lies even when he knew that I knew they were lies. He would tell me that he had f***ed some girl the night before, and that he partied with all these people. Then I would remind him that we watched TV the night before, and that it wasn't possible for him to have done that stuff. He would then say, "Oh, yeah, I meant night before last," and quickly change the subject.

If we would drink, he'd always say that he had already drank a 12-pack before we started. It wasn't true, but after 10 beers he'd be able to excuse his drunkness on "22" beers, instead of the 10 he actually drank.

One time we started getting a little into playing pool. We both sucked. All of a sudden, according to him, he had played pool all his life. In fact, he had a pool table at home. Now I don't know if his mom's house had a basement, but I had been in every room in his house and had known this guy for at least 4 years at this point, but I had never seen a pool table, and he had never mentioned one before. He explained that he was really great at pool, but the pool table that we were playing on sucked compared to his, and that he has much better sticks. Anyway, I tell him that we should go play on his table, since it is so much better. He says that his mom doesn't want anyone to play on it, doesn't even want anyone to see it. This guy was like 20 at the time.

All our friends had a running joke about this dude being such a liar. Everyone knew when he was lying, but no one ever told him anything. It was more fun just to hear what his new mamada was going to be. We called him Scott Bakula, cause he was like the dude on Quantum Leep, he was somebody new everyday. One day a pool expert, the next day a champion swimmer who can't swim very well in my pool because it's not regulation size like the one in his basement.

bemisnorris · Posted: 15 Dec 2002 09:28 AM Post subject:

I had a friend that always happened to get laid whenever no one else was with him. You never saw him around any girl that looked even remotely interested in him, but when he was alone he would "run into" an "old girlfriend" that he hadn't seen in years, and then after having sex with my friend his girlfriend would always return to Hermosillo or where ever she was from.

You could hangout with this dude for 23 1/2 hours a day and no girl would show interest in him, but the half hour you were away he got laid. And all the girls he fucked were hot, of course.

Revramrod, you know who I'm talking about...remember the guy that only needed a to fuck a redhead?

revramrod · Posted: 15 Dec 2002 02:25 PM Post subject:

spic-ole · Posted: 16 Dec 2002 12:12 AM Post subject:

elchrist · Posted: 16 Dec 2002 09:44 PM Post subject:

When I was real young, my older brother told me that my feet were amputated and they had to attach some new ones. They weren't able to get the right color, so they were a little lighter.

I was like 6, so when I looked down at my legs I noticed sharp lines where there was a major color contrast.

Hey I believed it for a while, but I later realised they were just sun tan lines.

chainsmokinmonkey · Posted: 16 Dec 2002 10:04 PM Post subject:

revramrod · Posted: 16 Dec 2002 10:40 PM Post subject: