Weird stuff in the Imperial Valley classifieds

elchrist

This thread is dedicated to all the weird items you find in the local Imperial Valley classified ads.

I was reading the White Sheet and someone is selling two bulls, one black and one white, for $600 each. Both are 2 years old and weigh approximately 900 lbs.

Some guy is trying to sell his Sims Deluxe and Sims Unleashed games for the PC, both for $30 bucks. He claims they've only been used once. I don't know, the last part is weird.

A guy in Brawley is selling all his adult DVD movies which he's claiming to be brand new.

Someone in Calexico is selling a Brittany Spears illustrated portrait for $70 bones. $70 bones!? What is she, nude?

More farm animals: "Corn fed" goats. 2 moms, 2 babies and a large "super stud."

Anyone interested in buying a toilet chair?

Somebody is trying to get rid of their Kenneth Cole bell bottom pants for $40 each. My advice to this person is to donate them to the Salvation Army cause you ain't getting that much for pants from the 70s/90s. Especially Kenneth Cole.

And that's all for this week's "Weird stuff in the Imperial Valley classifieds."

[Insert Paul Shaffer jingle here]

realneo · Posted: 22 Jul 2005 02:35 PM Post subject:

ay wuey

verbal · Posted: 23 Jul 2005 03:39 PM Post subject:

I just saw the new slogan for Rogers and Rogers Nissan/Toyota and it reads "United We Stand."

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realneo · Posted: 24 Jul 2005 05:16 PM Post subject: