Have you ever noticed....

verbal · Posted: 28 Nov 2002 11:04 AM Post subject: Have you ever noticed....

That it takes the whole family to get off the car in order for one person to withdraw a 20 from the ATM.

No, push that button.
No that one.
Ya la cagastes.
Ok, ya tenemos dinero para ir a la Waaal-mart.

verbal · Posted: 28 Nov 2002 11:06 AM Post subject:

How about having all the kids trying to help out mom to pump gas.

Really how many mexicans does it take to pump gas.

Do they even bother to watch which direction is the right way to come in and wait in line.

verbal · Posted: 28 Nov 2002 11:09 AM Post subject:

That mexicans like to pay the exact change.

Mam, that will be 5.77

Instead of forking over 6 bones they'll look hard in their pockets or purses and count their change.

During this time all you want to buy is one Red Bull and get the hell out of there.

verbal · Posted: 28 Nov 2002 11:11 AM Post subject:

That no one in town will take your crisp 100 dollar bill.

verbal · Posted: 28 Nov 2002 11:12 AM Post subject:

That the service at Burgers and Beer the Clx edition really sucks.

Honestly, when was the last time they got their order right and delivered your food in less than 20 minutes.

verbal · Posted: 28 Nov 2002 11:23 AM Post subject:

Mexicans HAVE to sport their Cell Phones in clear view of every one else.

It doesn't matter if it's one of those relics they used in the Vietnam war, but they sure all pimpin'.

Las jainas.

verbal · Posted: 28 Nov 2002 11:26 AM Post subject:

That this beloved town will never have a Hospital again.

That skate park is kicking ass, though.

verbal · Posted: 28 Nov 2002 11:28 AM Post subject:

That Cops do anything else, but their jobs.

Their always at the girls pad or hiding some where.

Mother fuckers must have some game.
My bad, I forgot about hood rats.

verbal · Posted: 28 Nov 2002 11:30 AM Post subject:

That people like to tell you how many kids they have and what their names are.

Just making it a lot easier for someone to kidnap your kid.

Plus, what's the ratio of single moms that have 2 kids, and herself on the back left window.

verbal · Posted: 28 Nov 2002 11:32 AM Post subject:

That older people still use handkerchiefs to blow their nose.

I'm going to save that for later, if you don't mind.