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Snack Foods: America's Newest Terrorist

 
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spic-ole
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PostPosted: 17 Jan 2005 11:31 AM    Post subject: Snack Foods: America's Newest Terrorist Reply with quote

In case you didn't know that a Twinkie can make you fat, The National Automatic Merchandising Association has designed a color coding system, much like the Terror-Alert warning system, that will warn the public that their Double Chocolate Fudge Smore Cookies injected with a cream filling, might not be the best choice during their coffee break.

billingsgazette.com wrote:
For example, a 1.25-ounce package of cinnamon-flavored Teddy Grahams is a "green" snack, while a package of Grandma's Chocolate Chip Big Cookies is a "red" snack.


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PostPosted: 18 Jan 2005 07:48 AM    Post subject: Re: Snack Foods: America's Newest Terrorist Reply with quote

spic-ole wrote:
In case you didn't know that a Twinkie can make you fat, The National Automatic Merchandising Association has designed a color coding system, much like the Terror-Alert warning system, that will warn the public that their Double Chocolate Fudge Smore Cookies injected with a cream filling, might not be the best choice during their coffee break.

billingsgazette.com wrote:
For example, a 1.25-ounce package of cinnamon-flavored Teddy Grahams is a "green" snack, while a package of Grandma's Chocolate Chip Big Cookies is a "red" snack.


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This will be great for stoners who will only need to look for red items. This is going to be great!
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PostPosted: 19 Jan 2005 09:13 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'll know something is up when you see a pack of Ding Dongs labeled in green.
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