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verbal
Cole
Joined: 24 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 17 Sep 2004 11:12 AM Post subject: Tiger Woods (and Golf) |
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A couple of weeks Tiger lost his number 1 ranking. Some have speculated that his demise started when he switched to the Nike drivers. This is clearly evident in how many fairways he's hit. Some have that the rest of the competition has finally caught up to him. Again, look at how many majors Tiger has won in the last two years. But I know the real answer to why Tiger has slip on the world rankings.....
http://www.saviodsilva.net/01/158/elin/19.htm
I mean could you concentrate day in and day out if you had this to wake up next to you? Oh, by the way she has an identical twin.
Of course I'm writing this in light of the new golf course that might be built in the city of Calexico. |
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mof
Boot Camp
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Location: San Francisco, CA
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Actually, the latest on that relationship is that she dumped him for being cheap. Plus, she's WAY out of his league.
So now, maybe he'll start winning again.  |
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elchrist
See-thru Afro
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
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Location: Calecia.com
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| Posted: 17 Sep 2004 12:00 PM Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods |
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| verbal wrote: | | Of course I'm writing this in light of the new golf course that might be built in the city of Calexico. |
To quote a wise man by the name of George Carlin:
"It's like watching flies fuck."
Building a golf course in Calexico is ridiculous. Taking up acres of land to accommodate a stupid sport, all while consuming vast quantities of water simply to keep the lawn up.
I can't stand middle aged men who salivate over this sport. All the innuendos, metaphors and jargon they use to relate to this game is embarrassing. It's always golf, golf, golf.
Businessmen always have one thing in common: golf (and porn (and money)). |
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Mars
Tecato Revisited
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 1363
Location: mangled in blackhole
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| Posted: 20 Sep 2004 10:46 AM Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods |
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| elchrist wrote: | | verbal wrote: | | Of course I'm writing this in light of the new golf course that might be built in the city of Calexico. |
To quote a wise man by the name of George Carlin:
"It's like watching flies fuck."
Building a golf course in Calexico is ridiculous. Taking up acres of land to accommodate a stupid sport, all while consuming vast quantities of water simply to keep the lawn up.
I can't stand middle aged men who salivate over this sport. All the innuendos, metaphors and jargon they use to relate to this game is embarrassing. It's always golf, golf, golf.
Businessmen always have one thing in common: golf (and porn (and money)). |
If I was bored in calexico and there was a Golf course I could go to, I would go rent a movie.
Now if I was bored in calexico and there was a bowling alley, This mofo be bowling |
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amp
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Calexico
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| Posted: 20 Sep 2004 12:39 PM Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods |
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| elchrist wrote: | | I can't stand middle aged men who salivate over this sport. |
What I think is worse is "young" people being into golf. Nobody "young" was talking about golf before Tiger woods. His sponsors and the media made him "cool", and all of a sudden all these people between the age of 15 and 35 are "lifetime" golf fanatics. Give me a fucking break! Some of my friends fall into this category and I don't get it. |
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elchrist
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Joined: 09 Oct 2002
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Location: Calecia.com
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| Posted: 20 Sep 2004 03:58 PM Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods |
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| amp wrote: | | elchrist wrote: | | I can't stand middle aged men who salivate over this sport. |
What I think is worse is "young" people being into golf. Nobody "young" was talking about golf before Tiger woods. His sponsors and the media made him "cool", and all of a sudden all these people between the age of 15 and 35 are "lifetime" golf fanatics. Give me a fucking break! Some of my friends fall into this category and I don't get it. |
Golf and tennis now have this attitude. If you ever watched a golf (or tennis) match, it was in complete silence and a formal applause could be heard after an advance was made.
Nowadays, it sounds like the crowd is full of belligerent drunks. The "classyness" this game may have ever had is over. |
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salieridelcai
Pizza Delivery
Joined: 17 Apr 2004
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Location: Over the hills and far away
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