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cgo69
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 Posted: 06 Nov 2002 05:47 PM Post subject: coke hoax |
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Can anyone shed any light on the rumor that coke may be tainted with some kind of poison by terrorist. I guess the story goes that a woman lent some money to this guy who was in front of her in line and he was so appreciative that he told her that since they were nover gonna run into eachother again that the only way to pay her is by giving her a tip. The tip was "Don't drink Coca Cola until after December." She asked why and he replied "Terrorism."
Anyone else heard anything? |
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spic-ole
Coffee
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| Posted: 07 Nov 2002 10:57 AM Post subject: Re: coke hoax |
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| cgo69 wrote: | The tip was "Don't drink Coca Cola until after December." She asked why and he replied "Terrorism."
Anyone else heard anything? |
Well I drink coke everyday, and lately I've been getting superhuman strength. |
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Long Gone...
Cholo Nako
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Yes, it's true. What he DIDN'T tell you, is you have to drink 5 gallons a day of Coke, enough to dilute your blood, raise your blood sugar, and give you kidney failure, and acute diabetes - almost instantly. What a smart fellow.....
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revramrod
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| Long Gone... wrote: |
Yes, it's true. What he DIDN'T tell you, is you have to drink 5 gallons a day of Coke, enough to dilute your blood, raise your blood sugar, and give you kidney failure, and acute diabetes - almost instantly. What a smart fellow.....
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Ataraxia
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What the f--k does coke need to pumped full of poison for? The whole coke hoax, whether containing anything lethal or not is totally perfect for terrosism. If it were to contain anything more terrible than what it already does then it would be, like the Sept. 11 thing, a huge slap in the face to the US's tyrannical capitalist system. Coke is one the leading companies in taking over other countries and puping them full of often unwanted American pop culture while taking all their money, etc, etc. Without--well, had the coke hoax made it as a rumor to any place else (it was difinately not heard of in Nor. CA except by me a few weeks ago) it would have killed Coke as an industry. NO one would trust it ever again. It would kill the industry without having to invest in hiring chemist and what not and secret spies or whatever to sneak stuff into the actual coke.
By the way, how come no newspaper, not new york times or nothing, has brought up that the most of the current crises with the middle east were funded by the U.S over the last few years? U.S gave lots of money to them and CIA training which led to the Sept 11 th thing. THey also paid for the Taliban to take over. THey gave Saddam Hussein billions before he became a problem somewhat longer ago. I didn't remember any of this myself until I saw "Bowling for Colombine" the other day. Is that showing in Calexico? |
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Mars
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| Ataraxia wrote: | What the f--k does coke need to pumped full of poison for? The whole coke hoax, whether containing anything lethal or not is totally perfect for terrosism. If it were to contain anything more terrible than what it already does then it would be, like the Sept. 11 thing, a huge slap in the face to the US's tyrannical capitalist system. Coke is one the leading companies in taking over other countries and puping them full of often unwanted American pop culture while taking all their money, etc, etc. Without--well, had the coke hoax made it as a rumor to any place else (it was difinately not heard of in Nor. CA except by me a few weeks ago) it would have killed Coke as an industry. NO one would trust it ever again. It would kill the industry without having to invest in hiring chemist and what not and secret spies or whatever to sneak stuff into the actual coke.
By the way, how come no newspaper, not new york times or nothing, has brought up that the most of the current crises with the middle east were funded by the U.S over the last few years? U.S gave lots of money to them and CIA training which led to the Sept 11 th thing. THey also paid for the Taliban to take over. THey gave Saddam Hussein billions before he became a problem somewhat longer ago. I didn't remember any of this myself until I saw "Bowling for Colombine" the other day. Is that showing in Calexico? |
So should i drink coke or not? |
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Ataraxia
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So should i drink coke or not?[/quote]
NO. But only because you shouldn't support the people who are encouraging us to fight terrorism through spending on usless things that won't cure our fears esp. at a time when our economy is in crisis. Our country is using test book answers. In AP history in high school we learned that war is often the answer to economic cirisis--creating employment and industires (but only temporaroliy in most cases) and it gets people to rally around the president (who was highly unpopular at the start of his term). THis is not to mention that Bush is reintroducing Reagenomics with a 20% tax cut not only on income taxes, but on INHERITENCE TAXES--i.e. those who are wealthy and come into more get to keep it, supposedly so they'll have more to invest as in the concept of Reagenomics and its trickle down theory which never worked except to make the rich richer--since they often save they're money and spend only a small percent, etc..
You shouldn't buy coke because you should be saving to either leave the country or be prepared for a slight if not terrible depression to come.
But go ahead if terrorist fears are getting to you. I doubt there is anything in Coke other than the regular bad stuff. If there is, there might be in anything. It would be easier to get the water supply. People would know cause many would start dying. SUre, you could be the first, but you could be equally as easily the first to die from chemical warfare with the water supply. Chemical warfare through coke I think is more likely considering the message it sends--turning the injuries of American capitalism on itself.
If you fear coke, you'll have to fear all brand names, however.
So calm down, drink what you want to, if you die you die. You can't worry about every product. There's no knowing except that no one has died so far from this coke thing. |
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amp
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| Posted: 12 Nov 2002 12:45 PM Post subject: |
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| Ataraxia wrote: |
NO. But only because you shouldn't support the people who are encouraging us to fight terrorism through spending on usless things that won't cure our fears esp. at a time when our economy is in crisis. Our country is using test book answers. In AP history in high school we learned that war is often the answer to economic cirisis--creating employment and industires (but only temporaroliy in most cases) and it gets people to rally around the president (who was highly unpopular at the start of his term). THis is not to mention that Bush is reintroducing Reagenomics with a 20% tax cut not only on income taxes, but on INHERITENCE TAXES--i.e. those who are wealthy and come into more get to keep it, supposedly so they'll have more to invest as in the concept of Reagenomics and its trickle down theory which never worked except to make the rich richer--since they often save they're money and spend only a small percent, etc..
You shouldn't buy coke because you should be saving to either leave the country or be prepared for a slight if not terrible depression to come.
But go ahead if terrorist fears are getting to you. I doubt there is anything in Coke other than the regular bad stuff. If there is, there might be in anything. It would be easier to get the water supply. People would know cause many would start dying. SUre, you could be the first, but you could be equally as easily the first to die from chemical warfare with the water supply. Chemical warfare through coke I think is more likely considering the message it sends--turning the injuries of American capitalism on itself.
If you fear coke, you'll have to fear all brand names, however.
So calm down, drink what you want to, if you die you die. You can't worry about every product. There's no knowing except that no one has died so far from this coke thing. |
So, Coke is behind this whole thing, huh? Yeah, I knew there had to be something very filthy and evil about something that tastes so good. I bet the Mexican Coke is even filthier and more evil, cause it tastes even better. Coke is probably part of the Pentagron. |
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spic-ole
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| amp wrote: | | [So, Coke is behind this whole thing, huh? Yeah, I knew there had to be something very filthy and evil about something that tastes so good. I bet the Mexican Coke is even filthier and more evil, cause it tastes even better. Coke is probably part of the Pentagron. |
No, no, no, you have it all wrong coke isn't behind the whole thing.
It's flu shots. The U.S. has been using them for years as mind control. First to get us to shop, and now to inflict patriotism.
American coke is fine, but Mexican coke I do have my doubts about. People in Mexico drink coke for breakfast. There has to be something up with that. |
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Mars
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| amp wrote: | | Ataraxia wrote: |
NO. But only because you shouldn't support the people who are encouraging us to fight terrorism through spending on usless things that won't cure our fears esp. at a time when our economy is in crisis. Our country is using test book answers. In AP history in high school we learned that war is often the answer to economic cirisis--creating employment and industires (but only temporaroliy in most cases) and it gets people to rally around the president (who was highly unpopular at the start of his term). THis is not to mention that Bush is reintroducing Reagenomics with a 20% tax cut not only on income taxes, but on INHERITENCE TAXES--i.e. those who are wealthy and come into more get to keep it, supposedly so they'll have more to invest as in the concept of Reagenomics and its trickle down theory which never worked except to make the rich richer--since they often save they're money and spend only a small percent, etc..
You shouldn't buy coke because you should be saving to either leave the country or be prepared for a slight if not terrible depression to come.
But go ahead if terrorist fears are getting to you. I doubt there is anything in Coke other than the regular bad stuff. If there is, there might be in anything. It would be easier to get the water supply. People would know cause many would start dying. SUre, you could be the first, but you could be equally as easily the first to die from chemical warfare with the water supply. Chemical warfare through coke I think is more likely considering the message it sends--turning the injuries of American capitalism on itself.
If you fear coke, you'll have to fear all brand names, however.
So calm down, drink what you want to, if you die you die. You can't worry about every product. There's no knowing except that no one has died so far from this coke thing. |
So, Coke is behind this whole thing, huh? Yeah, I knew there had to be something very filthy and evil about something that tastes so good. I bet the Mexican Coke is even filthier and more evil, cause it tastes even better. Coke is probably part of the Pentagron. |
I see were this is going, coke is "bad" because it is dark, so what i guess sprite is good right cause it's clear, white and shit. F you guys i know were this is leading, next thing you know you are going to want to ship all the cokes to concentration camps huh? |
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