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spic-ole
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PostPosted: 05 Nov 2002 01:28 PM    Post subject: Jokes, Baby! Reply with quote

Q:
What's the only kind of bee that gives milk?

A:
A booby!


Get it? A booby!
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PostPosted: 05 Nov 2002 01:45 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: Why did the chola get pregnant?






A: The teacher told her to go home and do an Essay.
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PostPosted: 05 Nov 2002 09:42 PM    Post subject: Heehee! Reply with quote

Q. What do West Virginians do for Halloween?





A. Pumpkin
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PostPosted: 06 Nov 2002 10:11 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?













The pizza does not scream when they put it in the oven.
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PostPosted: 06 Nov 2002 02:03 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Mexican, a Porta Rican, and a Black guy are in a car.

Q: Who's driving?




A: The cops.
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ElWusso
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PostPosted: 06 Nov 2002 10:20 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: Why do mexicans eat tamales in christmas?













A: So they can have something to open.
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PostPosted: 06 Nov 2002 11:09 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two Jews walk into an oven.
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PostPosted: 06 Nov 2002 11:16 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

and and?
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PostPosted: 10 Nov 2002 05:27 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

ElWusso wrote:
and and?


And they lived happily ever after.
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PostPosted: 11 Nov 2002 12:16 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

well good for them!
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