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el_alcalde
Cholo Nako
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
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Whats the best thing about dating a homeless girl?
That when the date's over , you can just drop her off anywere. |
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realneo
Liberal Arts Major
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 1231
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why are rabbits so quiet during sex?
Cotton Balls |
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realneo
Liberal Arts Major
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 1231
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why did the snowman drop his pants?
he heard the snow blower coming |
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Bloodstar1
Dishonorable Discharge
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Calecia Native
Votes: 5
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| Posted: 26 Nov 2005 08:26 PM Post subject: Superman Joke |
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Superman was flying around in a state of super-horniness. He was using his supervision scanning the city to find a chick so he can get laid. He spots Wonder Woman, naked and lying face up on top of her bed. He swoops in and has super fast sex with her. He then flys off without her realizing what just happened.
Shocked, Wonder Woman asked: "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man, who was on top of her at the time answers: "I don't know, but my ass f@%#king hurts!" |
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realneo
Liberal Arts Major
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 1231
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| Posted: 27 Nov 2005 05:18 PM Post subject: Re: Superman Joke |
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| Bloodstar1 wrote: | Superman was flying around in a state of super-horniness. He was using his supervision scanning the city to find a chick so he can get laid. He spots Wonder Woman, naked and lying face up on top of her bed. He swoops in and has super fast sex with her. He then flys off without her realizing what just happened.
Shocked, Wonder Woman asked: "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man, who was on top of her at the time answers: "I don't know, but my ass f@%#king hurts!" |
ha ha, the dick of steel |
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Asesino Koolarrow
Boracho
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Posts: 663
Location: UCSD
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| Posted: 27 Nov 2005 09:33 PM Post subject: |
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how do you get a pussy ass emo kid down from a tree?
you cut the rope |
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realneo
Liberal Arts Major
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 1231
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what's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"
about three inches |
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elchrist
See-thru Afro
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 7461
Location: Calecia.com
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| Posted: 01 Dec 2005 08:46 AM Post subject: |
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| realneo wrote: | what's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"
about three inches |
My innocent mind does not comprehend this joke. Are you talking about length or distance? |
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realneo
Liberal Arts Major
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| elchrist wrote: | | realneo wrote: | what's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"
about three inches |
My innocent mind does not comprehend this joke. Are you talking about length or distance? |
just ask your 'puter |
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Moka
Cholo Nako
Joined: 29 Jul 2004
Posts: 33
Location: cerca de aqui y lejos de alla
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| Three kids are in school... A white, a black, and a Mexican (pepito). The teacher tells them to make a sentence with liver and cheese. White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich with all my favorite ingredients and it was soo delightful very generous of my mother I must say". Black kid says: " My daddy told my momma to go get the government cheese and she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver". Pepito says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister dress so I told the vatos "hey cabrones liver alone cheese my sister!!! |
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