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Americano
Coffee
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How do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed?
Put velcro on the Ceiling |
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elchrist
See-thru Afro
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 7462
Location: Calecia.com
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I see racism is alive and well in the 21st century.
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Americano
Coffee
Joined: 18 May 2003
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Location: fair Verona
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| Posted: 09 Jun 2003 11:59 AM Post subject: |
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| elchrist wrote: | I see racism is alive and well in the 21st century.
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As long as you make fun of yoursefl it's not racial.
How come Mexico never does well in the Olympics?
Because all the good Mexican runners, jumpers and swimmers are in the U.S. |
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Mr.Tasty
Nervous Breakdown
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 529
Location: EAST Calexico
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What did the cholo say to the houses?
What's up holmes? |
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elchrist
See-thru Afro
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 7462
Location: Calecia.com
Votes: 14
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| Posted: 08 Aug 2003 10:47 AM Post subject: Mexican Jews |
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Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jewish people in Mexico?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews." "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!" |
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spic-ole
Coffee
Joined: 10 Oct 2002
Posts: 1654
Location: UC Calecia
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| Posted: 08 Aug 2003 05:34 PM Post subject: Re: Mexican Jews |
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| elchrist wrote: | Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jewish people in Mexico?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews." "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!" |
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhh! |
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chainsmokinmonkey
Peanut Salesman
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 967
Location: unemployment
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| Posted: 10 Aug 2003 02:55 AM Post subject: Re: Mexican Jews |
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| elchrist wrote: | Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jewish people in Mexico?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews." "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!" |
jesus that's old |
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elchrist
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Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 7462
Location: Calecia.com
Votes: 14
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Heard this one for the first time a few days ago and thought it was hilarious.
Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A: Christopher Walken |
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chainsmokinmonkey
Peanut Salesman
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 967
Location: unemployment
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| elchrist wrote: | Heard this one for the first time a few days ago and thought it was hilarious.
Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A: Christopher Walken |
i give up. there's no way i can top that.  |
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Americano
Coffee
Joined: 18 May 2003
Posts: 1640
Location: fair Verona
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What does Michael Jackson and K-mart have in common?
They both have children’s clothes half off. |
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