Jokes, Baby!

chainsmokinmonkey · Posted: 29 Mar 2003 12:50 AM Post subject:

an irish man fresh off the boat walks into a bar. he goes up to the bartender and says, "barkeep, let me have two guinesses." the bartender, confused ask if it wouldn't just be easier to have one then ask for another. the irish man simply replied, "no. you see, my brother stayed behind in ireland, and we made a promise that we would walk into a pub everyday at the same time and have two beers. we'd pretend we were still drinking together." the bartender, still confused simply said okay and served the man his drinks. this continued for two months when one day the irish man goes into the bar and says, "barkeep, let me have one guiness." the bartender didn't know what to think. for two months he had seen this man ask for two beers, and now only one. he thought the worst had happened. he gave the man the one beer and simply said, "i'm sorry mister." the irish man looks up and asks, "for what?" the bartender says, "well you aonly asked for one beer. i figured something terrible had happened to the your brother." the irish man laughs and says, "oh no!! i quit drinking!"

doroteo · Bulldogs' QB Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Posts: 63

A young educated ambitious Mexican man walks in to a job interview for a high paying executive position in a large corporation. He has the interview and the interviewees are highly impressed and immediately offer him an executive position paying 100 thousand dollars a year, with full benefits, and an amazing retirement plan. The End.

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 09 Apr 2003 09:06 AM Post subject:

A born-again junkie periodically logs on to a discussion forum full of nihilistic motherfuckers to regurgitate asinine rhetoric he, and his fellow peanut-selling brothers, learned at the place where they pay their salvation bill. The end.