Household Tips

spic-ole · Posted: 31 Oct 2002 07:50 PM Post subject: Household Tips

Have you ever finished taking going poo poo, and you're walking around your house but it feels like you still have some #2 lingering between your cheeks?

If you have, chances are you're not alone. It's a very common phenomenon to not feel clean after you''ve used the potty. This occurence could be due to two common problems: (1) You didn't wipe, or(2) You're toilet paper sucks!

Don't be fooled by the advertisements that say "Our toilet paper is 3 inches thick per sheet!" or "7 thousand sheets per roll!"

What you want is not thick, it does make a difference though, but absorbent. I recommend Quilted Northern. It's probably the best toilet paper in the market. It's thick, durable and absorbent. Try it out.

Another good idea is, after using your conventional toilet paper, use baby wipes. If it's good enough for babies, it's good enough for you. And best of all, it keeps your booty smelling fresh!

bemisnorris · Posted: 31 Oct 2002 10:13 PM Post subject:

Taco Butt

Mars · Posted: 01 Nov 2002 12:37 PM Post subject:

If all else fails jump in the shower and scrub you ass

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 03 Nov 2002 01:49 PM Post subject:

Fools! the paper don't matter. It's all in the wrist.

spic-ole · Posted: 12 Nov 2002 12:59 PM Post subject: Batteries

I got another tip. (I think this topic should be moved to Shopping)

If you're like me, you only really need good batteries like Duracell or Energizer for power hungry devices like massagers. You don't want to go cheap for that.

But for remote controls and stuff, I used to buy Duracell and Energizer too and pay 4 bucks for 2 batteries. Then I realized the batteries were expiring before they ran out of juice. So I decided to buy cheap batteries. You don't need expensive batteries for things like remote controls!

I recommend you go to Wal-Mart and buy the basic Rayovac batteries. Not the ultra power ones, but the regular ones. You can buy 16 AA or AAA batteries for like 4 bucks! Surprised

The batteries still last a long time in devices like remotes and you're saving a lot of money. Smile

elchrist · Posted: 20 Nov 2002 09:44 PM Post subject: Toilet Paper Comparisons

I haven't concluded my studies yet, but I've found that in Thailand all toilet paper sheets (when available) are rectangular, where in the United States or Mexico all sheets are perfectly square.

I'll provide a detailed report when I've completed my analysis.

spic-ole · Posted: 21 Nov 2002 11:24 AM Post subject:

Does the water go clockwise or counter-clockwise?

elchrist · Posted: 21 Nov 2002 06:04 PM Post subject:

revramrod · Posted: 22 Nov 2002 09:14 AM Post subject:

Mr.Tasty · Posted: 22 Nov 2002 02:00 PM Post subject:

If you ever have to nuke a burrito or frozen tacos, wrap them in a paper towel and srinkle it with water before putting it in the microwave. This trick works well with sparragus also.